French Girls Are Crazy!

Lea Fast: Troisieme Part - Anal!

admin — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 21:34:51 +0000

Maybe I was a little hard on Lea (because I was hard) when I criticized her puny vibrator that went into her butt. Looks like she graduated to cocks now, which I knew was inevitable. Always a delight to see a delightful ass like this…

….get assfucked comme ca!

BTW, I just remembered that in Louis-Ferdinand Celine’s Voyage au Bout de la Nuit, whenever he talks about sex it’s always about anal. No joke. Check it out yourself, it’s all about ass, ass, ass… Hey, who can blame him? Verily, Gaul is an ass man’s dream cum true! If you can’t make it overseas this winter, do it vicariously like me.

Lea Fast Part Deux: Sperme sur la Visage!

admin — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:12:17 +0000

Now we’re cooking with gas! Lea Fast moves fast and graduates to facials! Could anal be next? Stay tuned!

Lea Fast Part 1: Anal Bate

admin — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:08:27 +0000

Is Lea Fast going to be the next Judy Minx, i.e. new starlet of Sexplicite? Time will tell but although she is cute as hell that vibrator she has stuck in la poop chute will hardly do the trick of stretching out le sphincter pour les grandes penis. Of course something in a girl’s ass is better nothing, we’ll see where this goes. What is it about Latin cultures that make anal seem like such a breeze? Must have gotten it from the Romans who obviously got it from the Greeks. French are a little weird though because they like to pretend they’re oh so different (and better) than Spaniards and Italians. Sure, you keep on telling yourself that mademoiselle, while I pound your butt jusqu’a le Saint Glinlin !

Some Nice Lesbian Softcore for a Change

admin — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:31:45 +0000

This girl - the one on top with the baby face is driving me nuts because she reminds me of someone but I can’t quite pinpoint who. Some nice softcore stuff with her but hey it’s her first shoot. Looking forward to seeing her with a cock up her ass. That’s usually how it works.

What Do French and Australians Have in Common?

admin — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:29:59 +0000

Not a lot, one would think, right? Well it appears they both like sex in limos, for starters. They’re also not afraid of BUSH, and I don’t mean George, although unshaved girls are harder to find these days anywhere, even in the great country of France.

Is That the Obelisk…

admin — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:42:46 +0000

…at the Place de la Concorde or are you just happy to see me? Nice limo action. This is the kind of sightseeing I like to do when I’m in Paris!

I Had a Dream

admin — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 17:38:16 +0000

I had a dream that I was fucking a French girl in her tight ass. Unfortunately, the USD$ is not doing so well right now to the Euro, which means I will have to postpone my trip to Paris that I was planning (to fuck some French whores). I hope President Obama is reading this! I know health reform is important and what not but there’s always the free clinic to take care of the Gallic clap.

Kim, Brunette Debutante Playing With Dildos in the Living Room

admin — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:52:29 +0000

Drop dead gorgeous brunette Kim exposes her body and sticks dildos in her “minou”. How long before she goes hardcore? Wait and see. I could do without the eyebrow piercing but the corps and the visage and those hips make up for it. Can’t wait for what Kim will be up to next…

Je lui brouterais bien le minou!

French Girls Like to Smoke

admin — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:50:50 +0000

They like to smoke cock, for sure but they also like to smoke cigarettes. For those of you with a smoking fetish, it’s a dream cum true. Here’s exotic Saphir about to light up…

And here’s something you don’t see every day: blowing two cocks while blowing smoke on a cock! Pretty crazy! I wonder what that feels like…

Well, look, smoking is sexy. And it looks terrific on film. The problem is that it’s not very good for you. It’s not good for you at all. It’s downright bad for you. The only thing that’s probably good for you is sex. On my end, I recently switched from smoking regular cigarettes to the e-cigarette, which is a pretty amazing invention. Check it out if you’re a smoker! Then come back for more french porn!
Blu Electronic Cigarettes

Naked on the Street in Paris

admin — Mon, 25 May 2009 20:24:10 +0000

Some non-porn girls (or are they?) prancing around the streets of Paris buck naked for a music vid. Why the annoying black bars, and why the surprise on the Parisians faces? Not sure.

Make The Girl Dance "Baby Baby Baby" ( official video )